It doesn’t work that way…


So, a few nights ago, I’m at a gig. Nothing unusual about that. I’m a musician, so if for some reason I find myself standing next to Homer Simpson in a nuclear power plant, sweating about an imminent core reactor  meltdown,  whilst brawling over the last donut, then maybe it’s time to start asking questions […]

One Nation, Under Sedation


So, a friend of mine from California comes into town…well, actually, Ft. Worth, but I don’t mind making the drive. He’s in town, plus, downtown Ft. Worth is a a cool hang.   My buddy from Cali is a comedian. Let’s call him “KG.” I’ve often thought that stand-up comedians (especially the good ones) are similar […]

Thrust into the modern era


So, I’ve been out of pocket for a while. I start a band, and then everyone and their mother starts calling me for their gigs. Great! It’s especially great for my pocket.              The downside is that I piss of four other guys who have donated their time and effort to my project. However, It doesn’t […]

More stuff that’s whatev.


I need a new case. For my horn, that is. I’d prefer to keep all ambulance chasers at arm’s length. Well, unless I’m the one who let slip those particular dogs of litigation. Anyway, It’s seems that the old gig bag is getting tattered and crappy. I also need a new horn. Maybe I should kidnap […]