Author: The GJQ

Trombone playing weirdo and citizen of this Universe. Sometimes I act, sometimes I sing. Somewhere between Artist, Scoundrel, Hermit and Monk.
Written by The GJQ

Mayonnaise Fascist


I need to vocalize this grievance that I have internalized for quite some time. I absolutely detest mayonnaise. In ALL of it’s forms. ALL OF THEM. As an impressionable youth, many things have I sampled out of hunger, curiosity, or inescapable boredom. Within these culinary escapades, great discoveries can be stumbled upon (as are most […]